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Gypsy Rose Lee So you have noticed another wrinkle And some subtle differences when you tinkle But dont you worry or start to frown Just simply embrace your ever widening crown Happy Birthday Funny ageing poem by. Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011) About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. Quote by. Another year has just whizzed by but dont you worry or start to sigh For you have learned throughout the years It becomes much easier to face your fears So raise a glass into the air And with your old legs Dance like Fred Astaire Ageing poem by. Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011) For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. Funny Birthday Quote by. John Glenn Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Funny Agein Quote by. Cora Harvey Armstrong. Another birthday And you feel old But age is just a number Or so we are told So get a grip And have lots of fun For lifes for living When alls said and done Funny ageing poem by. Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011) Old age isnt so bad when you consider the alternative. Comical Ageing Quote by. Maurice Chevalier From birth to age 18, a girl needs god parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. Funny ageing quote by. Sophie Tucker Youre getting older And that is that And as the years go by Youll have to fight the fat Your knees will go And your wrinkles will show And youll get various problems Down below Your bones will creak And youll start to get stiff And if you dont wash often Youll start to whiff But come on now its not All bad Youre still alive So just be glad Ageing poem by. Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011) Be kind to your kids, theyll choose your nursing home one day. Author Unknown An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have because the older she gets the more interested he becomes. Amusing b-day Quote by.