Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011) The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Amusing Birthday Quote by. Lucille Ball Another birthday And some more grey Im getting old I hear you say But never mind For when alls said and done The alternative is Not being around To see another one! Funny ageing poem by. Helen Finnerty (copyright 28th October 2011) Billie Burke My wife hasnt had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of. Lord-only-knows! Funny birthday quote by Unknown Author The best birthdays of all are those that havent arrived yet. Robert Orben I have everything now I had twenty years ago. except now its all lower. Funny ageing Quote by.